As Good As Dead

Derek Fogarty

Drew Riemann

Jessica Retif

Jessica Sampson

Travis Resor

Rich Zucker / Lt. Brock Zucker / Principal Dick Zucker

Laila Tusa

Katherine Mort

Donald Bonck

Julius Schwartz

Michael Wheelahan

Mickey 'Wedge' Wejenski

Jacob Williamson

Marvin Reynolds

Damon Zehner

Damien von Glockenspiel

Matthew Garvin

Mr. Oligarch / Officer Benson / Officer Wilson

Marguerite Vicknair

Mrs. Riemann