If You Go Down in the Woods Today

Eric Sykes

Mr. Pangbourne

Robin Bailey

Chief Constable

Norman Bird

Doctor

Glyn Houston

Ticket Collector

Roy Kinnear

Fishfingers

Fulton Mackay

Colonel Noriss

Lee Montague

Guvnor

Tony Selby

Boozy

George Sewell

Knocker

Crispin Dexter

Edison