I Woke Up and Chose Violence

I Woke Up and Chose Violence (2025) is a comedy rated 0.0/10.

2025. Bombs fall and extremist screams echo. Hatred spreads, hope gives way to distrust. The path is Chaos. Everyone resigns themselves. Everyone? No, in a small village, an indomitable humorist resists now and always. How? Through humor – always humor – this warrior leaves the garden to violently attack today's cultural warheads: the Woke Mafia, Immigration, the War Machine, Big Pharma, Climate Change, Pedophilia and Satanism. And also some L's, some G's, some B's and some T's. When it has been proven that physical violence doesn't lead to peace, let us try another kind. Calm down, they are words, gentlemen, they are words. 'Acordei e Escolhi Violência' is the 12th stand-up comedy special by Rui Sinel de Cordes